Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!

This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of... well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.

But wait, there's more! These phallic treats aren't just for insults. They're perfect for:

• Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says "last night of freedom" like a mouthful of candy dicks)

• Filling your piñata with a surprise'll make your guests say, "Oh my!"

• Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that they're a total tool

So whether you're dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who can't take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.

Absolutely not. If you’ve never touched a blindfold or only think “kink” means 50 Shades confusion, you’re in the right place. This workshop is designed for curious beginners and adventurous couples who want to explore safely, playfully, and confidently.

It’s hands-on with your partner—not a live demonstration stage show. You’ll be guided through exercises using your Sensual BDSM Play Kit, but everything is focused on connection, communication, and consent. Think “guided exploration,” not “awkward audience participation.”

Each couple receives a curated kit with sensual essentials like a blindfold, restraints, massage candle or massage oil, and additional sensory play items designed to help you explore during class and continue the fun at home. Yes—you get to take it all with you. You’re welcome.

Just your partner, your curiosity, and an open mind. You’re also welcome to bring any personal sensory toys or tools you already love and want to explore together.

Totally normal—and honestly, kind of the vibe at the beginning. Everything is designed to ease you in gently, with zero pressure and plenty of permission to go at your own pace. You won’t be put on the spot, and you’ll never be asked to do anything that doesn’t feel good.

Nope. Whether you’ve been together for years or are newer to exploring intimacy together, this workshop is about connection, communication, and playful discovery—not relationship status.

Think less “chains and punishment,” and more “curiosity, sensation, anticipation, and trust.” It’s about exploring power dynamics and sensory experiences in a way that enhances pleasure, connection, and communication—not intimidation or intensity.

Intimately and intentionally. With only 12 couples, each couple will have their own bed to create a comfortable, private space to explore exercises together while still being part of a supportive group environment.

Your Pleasure Map is your personalized takeaway guide that helps you identify your sensual preferences, communication style, and play interests—so you can keep exploring long after the workshop ends (and not forget what turned you on in the best way).

Yes—and that’s exactly who this is for. Everything is rooted in enthusiastic consent, communication tools, and guided exploration so you never feel lost, pressured, or overwhelmed.

Let’s just say: you’ll learn real skills, but you won’t be bored to tears doing it. Expect a mix of education, laughter, “aha” moments, and just enough spice to make things interesting.

Yes—but only if you say yes. Remember it's about Consent and what you feel. Nudity is completely optional and only explored if you and your partner feel comfortable. There is never any pressure, only permission.

All ticket sales are final. Once you’re in, your spot is yours. Because this is an intimate, limited-capacity experience, and each couple receives a specially curated Sensual BDSM Play Kit - all sales are final—but you’re welcome to gift or transfer your spot if your plans change